- Using terms like "seeks Sugar Daddy" or "wants to be spoiled" and excessive use of "$$$" will not help you. It screams the word "succubus" and any idiot who replies to that deserves poverty.
- writinginrunonsentencesliketheone I amtyping here makes me thinkyou haveno education /:?
- It's nice to write down "I like horseback riding" but saying "I go horseback riding at the downs on my black Stallion, Pepper" is better.
- If you only write "I go horseback riding at the downs on my black Stallion, Pepper" and nothing else about yourself or interests, then congratulations. You are a one dimensional character in a children's learn-to-read book.
- "I live life to the fullest!".... this is the part that where you tell me how.
- "I like movies" Who doesn't? Gimme some favorite flicks.
- If your headline says "24 yr old" and the content of your ad says, "I'm a 20 year old college student," it tells me you are either a bot, stupid, or a liar. FAIL.
- Biggest lie on the internet: "I don't like playing games."
- If you include a pic in your ad, don't use a group photo. Common sense apparently is a limited resource like oil.
- Boyfriend applications? You are trying to tell me who you are. If I'm that bored, I'll go to Quizilla.
- "I'm open minded... Please no black men." = contradiction
This is why I hate dating crap. Meh. On second thought, I'd rather take my chances trying the old fashioned way.
3 comments:
Fun. And educational.
I think the fact that Steph never said, "I live life to the fullest," was key in our getting together. Cos seriously. That's the lamest thing ever.
this is funny, Erik. thanks for anecdotes.
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