Thursday, May 28, 2009

Watchmen Documentary

Hello all. I helped my buddy make a documentary on the Watchmen graphic novel. He did a great job, so if you have some time to kill (each part, except for part six is almost 20 minutes long) check it out:

Sunday, May 17, 2009

List of Random Stuff I Like That Others Might Like But Don't Put On A List Entitled "Things I Like"

I gotta ride through a fat tsunami wave of frustration and depression and since I don't have any friends here to provide a distraction, I thought I'd make a list of random stuff/activities/attributes that I enjoy/like:
- Hard rock adaptations of video game music like this or this.
- The rush and relief that comes to your feet when you take off your shoes after a long day.
- The grittiness of "old fashioned" styled peanut butter.
- Humming, imitating guitar riffs with your mouth, or drumming a desk with a pen to a song in your head and someone else recognizing the tune and joining in. The original "Rock Band."
- Instruction manuals that have pictures of every single step, everything clearly labeled, leaving nothing to assumption.
- Kissing a loved one on the forehead.
- Prompt responses, even when the answer is "no."
- Dusty Rhodes talking.
- Smell of women's hair.
- The soreness after a good workout.
- The instant rush of cold from throat to fingers that you get when chugging a beer after being out in the hot sun for hours.
- The sterility of my mouth after using Listerine.
- HBO miniseries based on history (Band of Brothers, John Adams, etc.)
- Random Transformers or He-Man references in any conversation.
- All State Insurance commercials featuring Dennis Haysbert.
- The touch of a lady caressing my back with her fingernails.
- Pretending to be a ninja with little kids.
- Smell of old leather.
- The touch of fleece.
- Listening to a song on the radio that you know but have never heard being played on the radio before.
- The saxophone solo of a jazz or bebop song.
- Getting licked on the face by a dog.
- People who snort when they laugh.
- Having exact change.
- Praying while walking in the park.
- People watch and write at a busy restaurant or park.
- Inventing new pizzas (Chili Dog Pizza and the upcoming experiments Mini-Corndog Pizza and Pizza Roll Pizza or as I like to call it "The Redundancy").
- Writing pointless lists like this one.
- Having someone share their secret with you.
- Shaking hands of men who have awesome mustaches. Yes, I've actually done it.
- Listening, watching, and smelling a bonfire in pitch black night.
- The sound of sizzling meat on the grill.
- Reading philosophy.
- Studying the history of wrestling both regular and "professional."
- The way my mouth waters when I taste a great BBQ sauce.
- The way some MMA fighters walk up to each other after a fight for a post-match "man-hug."
- Thinking of Muppet versions of movies they have no business being in (Scarface, The Graduate, etc.).
- Killing time on Facebook or Cracked.com.
- Finding a grocery cart that has four fully functioning wheels.
- Sharing and talking about comics with total strangers at a bookstore.
- The rush to the head after a big sneeze.
- Inserting sound effects into everyday life.
- Dancing at a wedding reception with an open bar.
- Watching movies with subtitles even though the spoken language is still English.
- Picking up a bad movie, gather some friends, and do our own Mystery Science Theater 3000 with it.
- Episodes of any TV show that feature alternate universe or "Bizarro" versions of the regular characters.

I guess that's all I can think of for now. I'll share/think of more when I get steamed up again. Hopefully, I won't have to make another one for a while.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Word of the Month

So... this month:
1. My car was given 6 months to live just two weeks after paying over $800 to get a part replaced. Thanks, rusted frame.
2. My professional contacts in Los Angeles haven't returned my emails and phone calls, not even to say "sorry kid, I can't." If you don't want to help, then don't offer it. Just give me an eff you email and I'll stop wasting your time and mine.
3. In order to purchase another car (not even a decent one), I have to sell most of my stuff, including important stuff like things I sleep on and things I use to connect with the world around me.
4. Two more people quit their jobs at work without notice leaving the rest of us to carry an even bigger load.
5. My work schedule has been altered yet again, fluxing my sleep schedule yet again. I just want six months of a sleep routine so my body can handle it.
6. I am 26 years old and the only friends here I have are from work, with only one really close one. I don't hang out with anybody due to time, money, and odd schedule.
7. I got offers for the things I've sold, but EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM either a) backed out less than a hour before we were scheduled to meet for business or b) tried to screw me with an obviously see-through internet scheme.
8. I still haven't found great fellowship; the pastor at the church I go to can sympathize with struggle but clearly doesn't know from experience. When you talk about how the economy is forcing the church to cut important staff on an elaborately decorated stage with lighting equipment and sound equipment that could generate enough cash to pay off my student loans, you really need to check your priorities.
9. I've had stomach issues for over a week, mild insomnia, and have a haphazard diet/eating schedule ranging from a meal a day to three meals a day to two meals to forgetting to eat period.

I know everyone now has troubles, many worse than mine. It's just that personally, professionally, socially, and physically I have been... what's the right word? Ah! I know the word! Take it way, Ray Romano and Grover!


Side note: If you are bored and like Spiderman, check out this blog. The guy wants to read every Spiderman comic ever and write an essay about each one. Noble effort.