List of Random Stuff I Like That Others Might Like But Don't Put On A List Entitled "Things I Like"

I gotta ride through a fat tsunami wave of frustration and depression and since I don't have any friends here to provide a distraction, I thought I'd make a list of random stuff/activities/attributes that I enjoy/like:
- Hard rock adaptations of video game music like this or this.
- The rush and relief that comes to your feet when you take off your shoes after a long day.
- The grittiness of "old fashioned" styled peanut butter.
- Humming, imitating guitar riffs with your mouth, or drumming a desk with a pen to a song in your head and someone else recognizing the tune and joining in. The original "Rock Band."
- Instruction manuals that have pictures of every single step, everything clearly labeled, leaving nothing to assumption.
- Kissing a loved one on the forehead.
- Prompt responses, even when the answer is "no."
- Dusty Rhodes talking.
- Smell of women's hair.

- The soreness after a good workout.

- The instant rush of cold from throat to fingers that you get when chugging a beer after being out in the hot sun for hours.

- The sterility of my mouth after using Listerine.

- HBO miniseries based on history (Band of Brothers, John Adams, etc.)

- Having Marmaduke explained to me.

- Random Transformers or He-Man references in any conversation.

- All State Insurance commercials featuring Dennis Haysbert.

- The touch of a lady caressing my back with her fingernails.

- Pretending to be a ninja with little kids.

- Seeing what Alien and Predator are up to.

- Smell of old leather.

- The touch of fleece.

- Listening to a song on the radio that you know but have never heard being played on the radio before.

- The saxophone solo of a jazz or bebop song.

- Getting licked on the face by a dog.

- People who snort when they laugh.

- Having exact change.

- Praying while walking in the park.

- People watch and write at a busy restaurant or park.

- Garfield minus Garfield

- Inventing new pizzas (Chili Dog Pizza and the upcoming experiments Mini-Corndog Pizza and Pizza Roll Pizza or as I like to call it "The Redundancy").

- Writing pointless lists like this one.

- Having someone share their secret with you.

- Shaking hands of men who have awesome mustaches. Yes, I've actually done it.

- Listening, watching, and smelling a bonfire in pitch black night.

- The sound of sizzling meat on the grill.

- Reading philosophy.

- Studying the history of wrestling both regular and "professional."

- The way my mouth waters when I taste a great BBQ sauce.

- The way some MMA fighters walk up to each other after a fight for a post-match "man-hug."

- Thinking of Muppet versions of movies they have no business being in (Scarface, The Graduate, etc.).

- Killing time on Facebook or Cracked.com.

- Finding a grocery cart that has four fully functioning wheels.

- Sharing and talking about comics with total strangers at a bookstore.

- The rush to the head after a big sneeze.

- Inserting sound effects into everyday life.

- Dancing at a wedding reception with an open bar.

- William Shatner's Spoken Word Performances

- William Shatner doing... well, anything.

- Watching movies with subtitles even though the spoken language is still English.

- Picking up a bad movie, gather some friends, and do our own Mystery Science Theater 3000 with it.

- Episodes of any TV show that feature alternate universe or "Bizarro" versions of the regular characters.

I guess that's all I can think of for now. I'll share/think of more when I get steamed up again. Hopefully, I won't have to make another one for a while.