My Dream (Insert Here)

Nothing new. Just putzing, working, selling stuff, and getting prepared for the move. But I thought I'd sit back and think what my dream events would be:

Barnesamania (Dream Wrestling Pay-Per-View featuring wrestlers in their prime)

Samoa Joe vs. Chris Jericho (2 out of 3 falls)
Kurt Angle vs. Kenta Kobashi (60 minute Iron Man Match)
AJ Styles vs. Eddie Guerrero
Christopher Daniels vs. Bret Hart
Brian Danielson vs. Owen Hart
Team 3D vs. The Road Warriors
Booker T vs. Colt Cabana
The Undertaker vs. Bam Bam Bigelow
Ultimo Dragon vs. Petey Williams vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Shark Boy
CM Punk vs. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
The Hardys vs. Brian Kendrick and Paul London
William Regal vs. Senshi (Submission only)


Barnesapalooza (Dream Music Festival)

Lordi
Social Distortion
Clutch
Rage Against the Machine
System of a Down
Incubus
Rollins Band
Led Zepplin
Matisyahu
Pink Floyd


Barnesayuk-yuks (Dream Stand-up Comedy Show)

Me (Hey, it's my dream show, I should be able to open the festivities)
Mitch Hedberg
Dave Chappelle
Patton Oswalt
Christopher Titus
Eugene Mirman
The Kids in the Hall
Brian Posehn
Bill Cosby
Jerry Seinfeld
Lewis Black


The Barnes Network (My own television network with shows that are currently on air/in syndication)


The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
The Shield
Rescue Me
Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
WWE RAW
WWE Friday Night Smackdown!
ECW
Dead Like Me
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
The Office
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Seinfeld
24
Futurama
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
TNA Impact!
South Park
Robot Chicken
The Venture Brothers
The Boondocks
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Metalocalypse
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Mythbusters
Man vs. Wild
Naruto


Barnes Best Movie Ever (The Title)

directed by the Coen Brothers
written by Erik Barnes
starring
Tom Hanks
Jack Nicholson
Julia Stiles
Chuck Norris
Christopher Walken
Wilford Brimly
Keira Knightly
Morgan Freeman
Nathan Fillion
Jason Statham
Alan Rickman
Natalie Portman
Ed Asner
Jackie Chan
Sean Connery
Will Ferrell
Christian Bale
Patrick Stewart
Reese Witherspoon
Michael Caine
Amy Smart
Dennis Haysbert
Ving Rhames
Walter Matthau
and Samuel L. Jackson as Wilson "Shoot the Bastard!" Tibbons

Feast of the Barnes (My Dream Meal)

Appetizer: A mix of sweet BBQ, terryaki, and peanut sauce covered chicken wings with a small plate of chili cheese fries with a glass of IBC Cream Soda

Main Entree: Lightly seasoned and marinated 16 oz steak with a fat lobster tail
Sides: A small bowl of pasta with scallops and shrimp with marinara and parmesan cheese.
A small plate of steamed vegetables (broccoli, carrots, green beans, etc.)
A personal pan pizza with grilled chicken, bacon, green pepper, and red pepper toppings.
Beverage: 2 liters of Mount Caramel Ale

Dessert: A wedge of triple chocolate cake with a scoop of cookies and cream ice cream with a chocolate chip cookie inserted into the ice cream.

After Dinner: A glass of blackberry wine, three fingers of Makers Mark, a stein of Ragnar's Reserve mead, and a Romeo Y Julieta cigar.

Just thought I'd share. A real entry sometime soon or after the move.