Random Lists About Me That You'll Read About When You Are Online and Bored

Songs I'd Make Love To (Ladies don't get that scared)

- Wonderful Tonight - Eric Clapton

- Give My Love to Rose- Johnny Cash

- Dragula- Rob Zombie

- With a Wonder and Wild Desire- Flogging Molly

- Battlestar Scratchactica- Incubus

- To Peace- Submersed

- Ace of Spades- Motorhead

- She is Beautiful- Andrew W.K.

- Angel- Jimi Hendrix

- Let's Get It On- Marvin Gaye

- Rain- Breaking Benjamin

- Lightness- Death Cab for Cutie

- Out Loud- Dispatch

- Little Wing- Jimi Hendrix

- I Can't Quit You, Baby- Led Zepplin

- Somewhere Out There- Our Lady Peace

- Are You Ready?- Rollins Band

- Can't Get Enough of Your Love- Barry White

- Illumination- Rollins Band



Websites I Check Out Regularly That Have Nothing to Do with News, Email, Facebook, MySpace, etc.

- http://www.superdickery.com/ - A website that features real life comics featuring stupid superpowers in comics, accidental (?) suggestive poses by superheroes in comics, monkey related material, and situations in which Superman is just being a dick.

- http://www.newgrounds.com/ - Random cartoons and videos made by people like you and me.

- http://www.cinemassacre.com/ - A personal site of James Rolfe, aspiring filmmaker, and widely known as his alternative persona The Angry Video Game Nerd, a nerd that retro-views crappy videogames from your childhood.

- www.wrestlecrap.com - A pro wrestling site featuring the worst in pro wrestling. Funny looks at crappy wrestling characters (The Gobbledy Gooker, a wrestler in a turkey costume), wrestling storylines (Robocop helping wrestler Sting beat up the bad guys, and merchandise (Talking The Rock Soap on a Rope). And no, they aren't making this up.

- www.retrojunk.com - What was the name of that one Silverhawk that played the guitar? Go to this site for that answer along with videos of TV shows and ads from the 80's.

- www.jumptheshark.com - What the was pinnacle of your favorite TV series before it fell down to mediocrity or cancellation? Find out and debate on this site.

- www.engrish.com - View actual items from Japan that totally butcher the English language with hilarious results.

- www.emotioneric.com - Watch Eric convey various emotions from Happy to Sassy to Smarmy to Staring at your hands the way people do in movies when they've just killed their first person.

Favorite Anime

-Naruto- The story of a plucky ninja with a fox demon caged within him. Awesome ninja fights, slow burning plot, and multiple three dimensional side characters.

-Cowboy Bebop- A space western featuring jazzy music and bounty hunters.

-Samurai Champloo- A hip-hop samurai quest with a bum, an uptight ronin, and a girl searching for a samurai that smells of sunflowers.

- Trigun- Western with gunfights, steampowered robotics, and a gunman that leaves unintentional carnage in his wake.

- Full Metal Alchemist- A story featuring a small hero who uses alchemy along with his robotic arm and leg with his brother whose soul is housed within a suit of armor. A story about the ugly nature of playing God and the ugly cost of desire.

Sports I Want to See on Primetime American Television

- Murderball- Wheelchair bound athletes ramming into each other in a soccer atmosphere.

- Chessboxing- 6 rounds of chess with 5 rounds of boxing in between. A knockout or checkmate wins it all.

- Wife Carrying- it explains itself.

- Dodgeball- I know it had a show on the Game Show Network, but I want to see it on network.

Hopefully, a real blog next time.